Liberal Media: Leave non-voters Alone!

Stewart Stillwater here.

My brother is currently setting up our VCR so it records the Vice President debate (in which Biden is going to metaphorically get shot from a helicopter like an elk) but I did not have time to ask his input on this issue. That is how seethed I am.

I was reading from one of my favorite Blog sites HotAir.com when I came across a video link that nearly made me vomit all over my new Banana Republic v-cut sweater vest: liberals brainwashing conservatives to vote liberal.

Let's face it. Most liberals do not own a computer, let alone an internet. Unless you count broken plumbing filled with granola in a dilapidated co-op as a computer. So obviously these Hollywood elite are branching out young, impressionable conservatives that have falsely put their trust into these ideolites.

Let's talk about Hollywood for a second (which, trust me, is a second more than I would like to!). These left-wing wingnuts are smart. They play conservative roles but when it comes to voting, these wish-washers run right to what is "hip", not what is "right". DiCaprio seemed to have no problem with hunting in The Departed, Forest Whitaker's character in The Last King of Scotland had similar attributes to Palin's origin and, not to pull the racial card but Hale Berry seemed to be very pro-Protestant in Monster's Ball. Granted, The Departed was the only movie of these three that I actually cared to watch because the others were too artsy and elitist, but you get my point.

I cannot believe that these frauds come out of their mansions and get paid good money to tell 1/4 of Americans to register. Is this really what our troops are fighting for?! So these croissant-eaters can get instant popularity by telling our nation's youth "Hey kids, be like us." We all know they mean "Hey kids, vote like us" and by that they mean "Vote for Obama because he's hip". I just finished sending Bruce Willis and Chuck Norris emails pleading them to make a video in similar vein.

I cannot tell you how angry I am about this video. It angers me to my core. Appearance is representation and the conservative voter is not being represented fairly. I am glad my brethren feel similarly. Blogger bloggless had wonderful commentary such as
"This from a moron who can’t even grow a proper beard" and
"Paltrow????? She is a mousy as they come. Not enough chin"
and battleoflepanto1571 had moments of brilliance such as
"[in response to "everyone deserves to be taken care of"] I agree with that statement, but that’s what my church is for… the ‘taking care of’" and
"other than gay marriage, what ‘civil rights’ are denied to gays currently?"
but freedomplow had my favorite point: "There is something severely wrong with a party that has to beg people to vote year after year. If they are not smart enough to know they should vote, should they really be voting?".
Thank you freedomplow, it is about time someone noticed the obvious point about this video.

If liberals are too high playing Halo 2 or pooping then their vote should not count. We need a government run by grass-roots, computer savvy conservatives such as John McCain and Sarah Palin. As Hollywood attempts to put together their army of loose-minded liberal half-ass voters, they will find that America already has a group of voters. Young, open minded and educated conservative voters that refuse to take heed from elite nobodies and instead gets their news from credible sources like Fox and church. In closing, Hollywood, please, I beseech you, stop whoring yourselves out with such blatant Liberal bias and be a true American by passing on this one pay check and let the uneducated liberal quarter of America not vote.

Stewart Stillwater out.